Prescriptions...

generic name: cacao bean

brand name: Cadbury milk chocolate

theraputic effect: stress reliever

off label effects: emotional stabalizer for any given situation where some type of emotion could be involved...it's really great for emotions.

Indications: stressfull situations such as exams, emotional turbulance, generalized anxiety, mood disorders, jobless, debt ridden student...etc...

Contra-indications: the perfect life, no feelings, cyborgs...

Side Effects: weight gain, flatulence, diarrhea, cavities, weight gain, acne, hyperactivity, loss of focus, weight gain

Drug-drug interactions: in certain forms can be combined with nuts or dried fruit to enhance the stress relieving effects of simple chocolate also if given in purified doses (bitterseet/dark) can have an additive effect when administered with caffiene...

Precautions: tolerance is an issue with this drug, if taken long-term to relieve stress, the effects of constant stimulation will create a situation where higher and higher doses are nessecary to have the same effect..it is highly addictive, you should follow your Doctor prescribed dosage if you don't want to experience excessive side effects from a drug overdose.

IF signs and symptoms of an overdose (excessive weight gain, euphoria) occur, discontinue use...foods that counteract the effects of chocolate are things like celery and artichokes, you can also concider giving them in cases of an overdose.

Note: This drug is fast acting and is primarily metabolized in the gastrointestinal tract and should be excreted from the body within 24-48 hours, in order to maintain the desired level of emotional stability you might need to have an initial loading dose with subsequent smaller doses to achieve theraputic levels being maintained in the body...


this drug has a low theraputic index, which means, it is dangerous...the theraputic dose and the lethal level have a very small margin for error separating them...always talk to your doctor before taking this drug due to it's highly toxic nature.