Oh the responsibilities

I went to visit the twins yesterday. Checking their vitals and listening to breathing. Everything was like check, check, did that, yes, good...and then the umbilicus...it was healthy and dry but I think they're going to have outies! Oh no, I am responsibly for giving these boys ugly buttons! Right then I prayed over them a good future wife who would like them in spite of the button. I prayed that they wouldn't be emotionally traumatized over the outie factor growing up.
I am the one. I hope they can forgive me. Twin boys with outies, I hope that I won't be remembered as that white girl that gave Joseph and Josuah outies!